I Defeated the Sausage!
I don't know why I do some of the things I do. I'm a bold risk taker. I'm also stupid.
I had not one, but two servings of Double Barrel Cooked Salami Sticks (with no MSG!) from our vending machine today. Despite the doubts of my co-workers, I am still alive.
I take this as a sign that the gods favor my existence, and I am destined for greatness.
(posted by grant at 3/22/2006)
