Donuts: Week 1
I shall recount a story for you that will be passed down to your children, and your children's children.
At daybreak, Knights under our command broke fast from the woods of El Camino and raided the "Democratic" Republic of Safeway's glazed riches. Many were slain and the glory of battle filled the morning air. Our victory was total, as not a single glazed remains on their shelves. Only the sadness and the remnants that will never be...
The Glorious and Everlasting Empire of Gameplay humbly invites you to our formidable keep to partake in the acquisition of delicious donuts. As the sugar runs down your gullet, you may bask in the distant sounds of their villages burning and the lamentations of their womenfolk.
Napkins, sewn from the remnants of the vanquished's banners will be provided, as will plates, hewn from the fallen's armor. This is a glorious feast.
With Regards,
Knight Commander of the Kingsguard Grant
